Introducing the sneak peek of marvelous guardians of the galaxy
I am Drax the Destroyer.
My chief engineer, Rocket, has charged me with a vital mission.
To retrieve an essential component for the repair of our ship.
I do not know your crime, hairy earthling,
but you must tell me where I may obtain a "stuffed animal, period."
"A krutackin' huge one, period."
You will give me the information I require. Speak!
Very well.
I will follow the sound of the bell, as you instruct.
Clearly, this place is a prison for dangerous criminals.
Drax the Destroyer does not fear your devices of punishment.
Nor will I be impaled like these beasts of burden.
Test your strength!
Ring the bell and win a prize!
Step right up! Who's next?
Behold, my quarry,
Ring the bell and win a prize!
the stuffed animal!
Test your strength!
Ring the bell and win a prize!
Drax the Destroyer will win,
as I win at all things!
And the tattooed man wins a prize!
This does not qualify as
"krutacking huge."
If you wanna win one of our top-tier prizes,
then you'll need to try your luck at one of our
other contests of skills and strength.
Don't do it, pal.
We been trying to win our kids a
Princess Strawberry Rainbow Goldenhair all day. It's hopeless.
Drax the Destroyer does not know the meaning of "hopeless,"
nor the meaning of "Princess Strawberry Rainbow Goldenhair."
But I once had a young one much like yourselves.
And I swear on my honor
that I will defeat the evil liquid containers for you.
No!
You deceive innocents for profit!
This entire operation could not be more evil if it was run by Thanos himself!
It must be destroyed!
These devices of punishment will stand no more!
Take my advice.
Leave this horrible place and never return.
I am Drax the Destroyer,
and I have succeeded in my mission,
as I succeed in all things.
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